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How to give pills to cats

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:52:17 +0000

Your cat is sick, he has - high temperature, it is necessary
give him a pill:
1 - Place the cat on his bent left arm as a child, and to push myself. Thumb and index
finger cover cheeks and gently press on them. Tablets - in the right hand. Because when you open the cat’s mouth, put carefully pill.
2 - Raise the pill from the floor. Repeat step 1.
3 - Seek out the Cat in the bedroom and throw wet pill. Take new pill from the package. Cat - in the cradle of his left hand. At the same time, strongly squeeze the front paws with his left hand. Jaws open with force and vtolknite pill right index finger. Close Kotu mouth, hold it and count to 10.
4 - Take the pill with chandeliers, and remove the cat from the closet. Call spouse from the kitchen.
5 - Stand on your knees. Cat - caught between his knees. Firmly hold the front and hind legs with two
hands. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Ask your spouse: hard to hold cat’s head with one hand, and the second, with a wooden blade, vigorously push pill into cat’s throat and try to grind.
6 - Remove the cat from the cornice curtains. Remove from the package the next pill. Make a comment you need to buy a new ledge and try to sew up the curtain. Carefully assemble the shelves of broken statues and set then to glue them.
7 - Wrap cat in large towel. Ask your spouse to lie on cat across, so that only the head remained free. Spread a pill into powder. Make cat’s mouth open with pencil and, without taking the pencil, vsypte powder.
8 - Read the label on the packaging of tablets, make sure their safety for humans.
Drink a glass of water, so as not to feel the taste of medicines. Grease a scratch on the shoulder of his wife. Remove blood stains from the carpet (cold water and soap). Remove the cat from the balcony of a neighbor. Remove
another pill.
9 - Put the cat in the closet door and clamp it to serve only the head. With the power of open Kotu mouth with dessert spoon. Ask your spouse to disassemble vsypte ballpoint pen and tablet, powdered, in the body handles (as in a tube). Vigorously dunte mouth Kotu.
10 - Prepare a screwdriver and set aside the closet door. Apply cold to the cheek, and remember the exact date of vaccination against tetanus. Throw T-shirt and put a new one.
11 - Call the fire to remove the cat from a tree. Understand the drivers of vehicles: those in the audience hit the wall of the house first, so as not to collide with Kota. Take last pill.
12 - Tie the front legs Kota strong rope and tie to a table leg. Put on gloves. Force the cat’s mouth open with small wrench. Pushed flat tablet
surface cut key, hold the cat’s head upright and pour half a liter of water to wash pill down.
13 - Ask your spouse to take you in an ambulance and sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. On the way back go to the furniture shop to book a table.
14 - Make sure that after treatment, the cat kept on bed rest.

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I call to mom. I to it have created number ICQ, have sent plug-ins to miranda and I instruct, as it is all to open. And its cat awfully is jealous, when it speaks by phone, and, for some reason in particular is jealous, when she talks to me. Likely, at it intonation any especial. Well here, I, mean, I instruct it as there what to open, and the cat has come and bite it for a foot. She tells something of type “well cease, well give, go here” - it, probably, jump on knees. Also has continued to be interested in phone. mom speaks to me: tell to it something. Well, I, as always, something of type “the lassie washing, usju-sju”. mom then says that he listened, listened, eyes blink and were then licked by phone. Type, both was able, and has sent regards…
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Cat — beautiful, elegant, surprisingly clever creation with bright individuality, gentle, tender and betrayed to the person. The cat quickly gets used to the house and becomes the darling and the close friend. Correctly brought up cat does not cause to the owner of unpleasant efforts, and heavy minutes of a life will help to remove a nervous tension, will relieve of stress, will distract from sad thoughts and daily cares.
And at times and dramatic the way of a cat to the person — a way from unaccountable deification to blind hatred, and on the contrary was long… Quite often to a cat attributed a role of the carrier gloomy, dark, the other world, devil forces, especially if it was also black. During other times the cat became an embodiment of forces of good, to it opened doors in temples, houses of worship, in the dwelling where the cat could receive exclusive position even before the person.
The destiny of a cat and now completely depends on our attachments and preferences, tolerance and magnanimity. The house cat has trustfully handed over the life and well-being in our hands, and we in the answer for, whether it will be happy, cheerful and healthy or, on the contrary, is timid, mistrustful, aggressive, vindictive, painful. The cat with impatience waits for the loving owner at a door when it just approaches to the house and enters into an entrance. It having appeared far from the house owing to any circumstances, the cat will necessarily find road to a native threshold. The cat of the first will feel approach of earthquake or other natural cataclysm and in own way will warn us about it. Constant contacts to cats lead to pulse rate and blood pressure fall. This phenomenon is not studied yet up to the end, however, as believes scientists, the certain system of signals which the person and its favourite exchange here works.

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