Your cat is sick, he has - high temperature, it is necessary
give him a pill:
1 - Place the cat on his bent left arm as a child, and to push myself. Thumb and index
finger cover cheeks and gently press on them. Tablets - in the right hand. Because when you open the cat’s mouth, put carefully pill.
2 - Raise the pill from the floor. Repeat step 1.
3 - Seek out the Cat in the bedroom and throw wet pill. Take new pill from the package. Cat - in the cradle of his left hand. At the same time, strongly squeeze the front paws with his left hand. Jaws open with force and vtolknite pill right index finger. Close Kotu mouth, hold it and count to 10.
4 - Take the pill with chandeliers, and remove the cat from the closet. Call spouse from the kitchen.
5 - Stand on your knees. Cat - caught between his knees. Firmly hold the front and hind legs with two
hands. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Ask your spouse: hard to hold cat’s head with one hand, and the second, with a wooden blade, vigorously push pill into cat’s throat and try to grind.
6 - Remove the cat from the cornice curtains. Remove from the package the next pill. Make a comment you need to buy a new ledge and try to sew up the curtain. Carefully assemble the shelves of broken statues and set then to glue them.
7 - Wrap cat in large towel. Ask your spouse to lie on cat across, so that only the head remained free. Spread a pill into powder. Make cat’s mouth open with pencil and, without taking the pencil, vsypte powder.
8 - Read the label on the packaging of tablets, make sure their safety for humans.
Drink a glass of water, so as not to feel the taste of medicines. Grease a scratch on the shoulder of his wife. Remove blood stains from the carpet (cold water and soap). Remove the cat from the balcony of a neighbor. Remove
another pill.
9 - Put the cat in the closet door and clamp it to serve only the head. With the power of open Kotu mouth with dessert spoon. Ask your spouse to disassemble vsypte ballpoint pen and tablet, powdered, in the body handles (as in a tube). Vigorously dunte mouth Kotu.
10 - Prepare a screwdriver and set aside the closet door. Apply cold to the cheek, and remember the exact date of vaccination against tetanus. Throw T-shirt and put a new one.
11 - Call the fire to remove the cat from a tree. Understand the drivers of vehicles: those in the audience hit the wall of the house first, so as not to collide with Kota. Take last pill.
12 - Tie the front legs Kota strong rope and tie to a table leg. Put on gloves. Force the cat’s mouth open with small wrench. Pushed flat tablet
surface cut key, hold the cat’s head upright and pour half a liter of water to wash pill down.
13 - Ask your spouse to take you in an ambulance and sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. On the way back go to the furniture shop to book a table.
14 - Make sure that after treatment, the cat kept on bed rest.
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